Me: We just renewed our vows today. 👰💒

Them: What vows? 👿🤡🦃

Me: To farm your FARM, Forever. 💕🥬 🌽🤣🍭

#Sweepstakes #Contests #AI
#nocode #buildinpublic
#growthhacking #peas #vegetables

TV22: The cast of FICTIONAL characters
grows 💙💚💛

Here's a REFRESHER for those of you
who are just JOINING us 📺📢🌞

Them: Who's Sleepy? 👿🤡🦃

Me: Not ME! I just drank a Coffee ☕🤣🍭

#Sweepstakes #NFT #SMS #Contests
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#peas #vegetables

Me: Yall better figure out
how to sell sweepstakes BaseTent 📉
before #nocode gets to you! 🤣🍭

Them: It's not BaseTent... It's
PEA PEA's Teepee 👿🤡🦃

#Sweepstakes #Giveaways #Contests
#100daysofcode #GrowthHacking
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: Look! Up in the sky 👉

It's a bird! 🦃🤡

It's a plane! ✈

Why it's Sleepy's falling
SEARCH results! 😲

Them: How about you put on
some sunglasses and MIND
your BUSINESS? 👿🤡

#Sweepstakes #NFT #SMS #Contests
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#buildinpublic #peas #vegetables

Me: And YOU get a Farm 🤣🍭 👉🌽🍅

And YOU get a Farm 🤣🍭 👉🌽🍅

Them: What are you DOING? 👿🤡

You CAN'T give away our FARM! ❌🦃

Me: I didn't... The Collection Agency💰 DID! 🤣🍭

#Sweepstakes #NFT #SMS #contests
#100daysofcode #GrowthHack
#buildinpublic #peas #vegetables

Me: Will there ever be a truce? 🤔

...only if Sleepy wears a TURTLE NECK 😷
to our sit down talks to cover
that Turkey Neck 🤣🍭

Them: NEVER! 👿🤡🦃

#Sweepstakes #NFT #SMS #Contests
#100daysofcode #GrowthHacking
#buildinpublic #peas #vegetables

Me: We're building
a DOME over your part of
the internet to
keep yall CONTAINED 🤣🍭

It's SOUND PROOF too, so you can't YELL! 😁

Them: How does that WORK?! 👿🤡🤡

Me: You'll see soon 🤣🍭

#Sweepstakes #SMS #NFT
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#buildinpublic #peas #vegetables

Me: WHO do you call if a payaso
needs help on a Wednesday? 🤣🍭

Them: Who?! 👿🤡🦃

Me: LIFE ALERT 🚑🤕
bc you clowns are
stuck in the MIDDLE and
can't get up! 🤣🍭

#Sweepstakes #Contest
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#SMS #NFT #CannabisCommunity
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: What was HER side project? 🤔

Getting away from YALL! ❌🏃‍♀️🤣

What is mine? 🤣🍭

Rebuilding "your" (my) FARM! 🌽🍅

Them: Nooo 😭🤡🦃

Me: ¥€$ 🤣🍭

#Sweepstakes #Giveaways #Contests
#100daysofcode #GrowthHacking
#buildinpublic #NFT #SMS
#peas #vegetables

Me: It's time to celebrate 🤣🍭

Them: What's the occassion? 🤔🤡🤡

Me: You know 😈
the day you tried ruin 😆
upon which the downfall of your farm began 🍰🎁

Them: It's you! 😲🤡🤡

#twentytwo #Sweepstakes #Contest
#100daysofcode #GrowthHacking
#buildinpublic #peas #vegetables

Them: How do you know so much
about marketing? 😈

ANSWER me now! 🤡🤡

Me: Umm looks like we have
more ACTUAL work experience than you
do 🌽🍅 👈

Them: NEVER! 😈

Me: OK bet 🤣🍭

#Sweepstakes #Giveaways #Contests
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: It's 2 pm... ⏲

Do you know where your turkey
neck is? 🤣🍭

Payaso: He's right here 👉🤡

Payaso: Shut up! I YELL 🤡🍗🦃

#100daysofcode #buildinpublic #startup
#twentytwo #peas #vegetables

Them: It's like 🤔
you can see it...😲🤡🤡

Me: What? Your farm? 🤣🍭

That's on fire 🔥🌽🍅

Look over there!

It's Sleepy 🤪😴💤

#Sweepstakes
#Raffles #vegetables
#GrowthHacking
#buildinpublic
#peas

500 FOLLOWERS! 💙💛

We now have DOUBLE
the followers of the
clowns 🤡🤡

Next 10X ✔
then 20X 🚀
then 50X! 🤘

Thank you all 🤣🍭

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#NFT #SMS #SMSMarketing
#NFTCommunity #peas #vegetables
#twentytwo #startups #buildinpublic

Yea 500 FOLLOWERS! 💙💛

We now have DOUBLE
the followers of the
payasos 🤡🤡

Let's make it 10X ✔
then 20X 🚀
then 50X! 🤘

🤣🍭

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#NFT #SMS #SMSMarketing
#NFTCommunity #peas #vegetables
#twentytwo #startups #buildinpublic

Happy Monday everybody! 🚀

Let's get this party started 🎈🎉

#buildinpublic #startups

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#NFT #SMS #SMSMarketing
#NFTCommunity #peas #vegetables
#MondayMotivation

Me: This is the first time I've ever been
to a volcano... It's beautiful 🤣🌋

Them: Nooo don't put us in there! We
won't go 😭

Me: Shut up! You're ruining the view! 😠

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#SMS #NFT #copywriting #buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Them: Please just leave us with our peas! 😭

Me: Nah, I'm taking them too 🤣

GMO Peas: We didn't want to work with them 🤡🤡❌

They
just showed up and yelled at us
too 🤷‍♂️

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100daysofcode #GrowthHacking
#buildinpublic #SMS #NFT
#peas #vegetables

Me: I would have dropped yall
in the VOLCANO
for Earth Day 🌏
but I wanted it to HEAT UP more...🤣🌋

Now where did you get $22? 😠

And what's in your pockets?

Them: Hehe! Snakes 🤡🤡🐍🐍

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #buildinpublic
#NFT #SMS #work #peas #vegetables

Them: I want to go back to the
island 😭

Me: I think the volcano is a better
cultural fit for you 🤣

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#buildinpublic #growthhacking
#NFT #SMS #SMSMarketing
#office #wfh #jobs
#peas #vegetables

Me: I'm waiting for the announcement
that:

"PEA PEA" is now ________

I'm coming over there too 🤣

Them: Come on! Let us go 😭

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #GrowthHacking
#SMS #SMSMarketing #NFT
#SaaS #buildinpublic #agency
#branding #reputation
#peas #vegetables

Me: Good morning payasos! 🤡🤡

How's things over there at Sleepy? 😴💤

Them: Leave us alone 😭

Me: Nah 🤣

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#TexttoWin #NFT
#NFTCommunity #SMS
#SMSmarketing #GrowthHacking
#100DaysOfCode #buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: What's the most LOCO
thing you EVER did,
payasos? 🎤🤡🤡

Them: We literally
named our brand

Pea Pea

😜🤪

Me: Whoaaa! 😲💪🤣

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#SMS #SMSmarketing
#100DaysOfCode #buildinpublic
#NFT #NFTCommunity
#peas #vegetables

Me: What's the most LOCO
thing you EVER did,
payasos? 🎤🤡🤡

Them: We named our brand

Pea Pea

so we can become
the BIGGEST company EVER 😜🤪

Me: Whoa THATS NUTS
So LOCO! 🤣💪

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100daysofcode #GrowthHacking
#SMS #NFT #buildinpublic #peas
#vegetables

Them: We're so loco we yell
at remote workers 💻
on Zoom 😜🤪

Me: Breh you know I
just turned down the volume 🔽
on my computer right? 🤣

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100daysofcode #GrowthHacking
#SMS #SMSmarketing #office
#NFT #NFTCommunity
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Them: What can we do?

We have nothing except
bushels of GMO peas 😭

Me: Well you could hire someone? 💡

Oh wait 🤔

You being a trashcan "boss"
is how WE got here 🤣

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#SMS #SMSmarketing
#100DaysOfCode #buildinpublic
#NFT #NFTCommunity
#peas #vegetables

Me: These are the same
"FARMERS" who can't even grow
tomatoes in a warm climate 🤣

The EASIEST veggie to grow 🍅

FAIL 👎

Them: We know we suck, stop
stomping on us 😭

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#NFT #Platform #marketing
#100daysofcode #buildinpublic
#farming #peas #vegetables

Me: Waiting for the Payasos
to show back up claiming

"We're not enemies.." 😈

Bc the optics look REAL BAD ❌

So why did you try to stop
our side bag? 💰

Them: I don't recall 😜🤪

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#TexttoWin #buildinpublic
#100DaysOfCode #growthhacking
#peas #vegetables

Them: Why are we still in the car trunk? 😭🚗

Me: Stop complaining... It could be
worse.. 🤣

You could be in a volcano instead 🌋

I'll let you out in Ch 4 okay? 📕

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #GrowthHacking
#marketing #agency #buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: What can you make
with just green peas? 🤔

Pea soup? 🤢
Pea pie? 🤢
Boiled peas? 🤢

Them: Nothing tasty 😭

Me: But you a marketer tho 🤣

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #growthhacking
#marketing #agency #branding
#buildinpublic #SMSmarketing #SMS
#peas #vegetables

Them: At Sleepy, we have no
brand,

Just peas that
no one wants to eat 😭

Me: Aww that's terrible 🤣

Maybe you shouldn't grow
horrible tasting veggies
on your farm
🌽🍅

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100daysofcode #GrowthHacking
#marketing #agency #buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Them: We'll just tell ppl not to go
on Twitter

Me: Nope Google Alerts locked
and loaded.. No one working there
EVER again 🤣

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#TexttoWin #SMS #SMSmarketing
#100daysofcode #GrowthHacking
#copywriting #DEVCommunity
#buildinpublic #peas #vegetables

Me: Yall dumba* on Fiverr right
now talking about

"Can I get some
backlinks?" 🤣

Them: That's what you do
right? 😜🤪

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #GrowthHacking
#contentmarketing #copywriting
#marketing #agency #WritingCommunity
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: All my ppl put yo hands up 🤣🎤🎵

#startup Twitter: 🙌

Seamonsters: 🌊👹🙌

Snakes: 🐍🙌

Them: Noooo 😭

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #GrowthHacking
#marketing #agency #buildinpublic
#copywriting #writing #SaaS
#peas #vegetables

Me: Payasos yell, I TYPE back 📢
Payaso is "saddened" 🤡

Them: I don't yell, I just raise my voice 🙄

Me: And THAT'S why I RAZED 🍅🌽
your FARM 🤣

Them: 😭

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #growthhacking
#marketing #agency #branding
#SaaS #buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: What time is it? 🕔

Them: Sleepytime 😴💤

Me: That's right... now go
to bed 🤡🤡 and stay off
the internet

FOREVER!
🤣 🦀

#Sweepstakes #Contest
#marketing #agency #startups
#buildinpublic #SaaS #branding
#peas #vegetables

Reporter: Coming up next 🎤📺

Are You Still Sleepy 😴 When You
Wake Up?

Plus 7 tips to help you
stop being tired ☕

Them: That's us! Let's call in! 😭

Me: 🤣

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #GrowthHacking
#marketing #agency
#SaaS #buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Them: We shouldn't work together
anymore bc you don't trust us 😈

Me: Trust your used car salesman
looking a*? 🚗

NOPE! 🤣

Your non-computer skills
did it for me! 💻

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#GrowthHacking
#100DaysOfCode
#marketing #agency
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Them: We shouldn't work
together anymore bc you
don't trust us 😈

Me: Trust? 😂

Breh this is about you
not knowing how to use
the computer! 💻🖨🖱

🤣

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#Raffles #GrowthHacking
#100DaysOfCode
#marketing #agency
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: Yall thought I wanted
a job when I said I wanted
an opportunity 🤣🤡

Them: At Sleepy, we gatekeep ❌
Then we toss you out 💤🎅

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #buildinpublic
#startups #marketing #agency
#growthhacking
#peas #vegetables

Me: Payasos thought I wanted
a job when I said I was looking for
an opportunity 🤣🤡

Them: At Sleepy, that's all we have
to offer. Then we toss you out 💤😴

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #buildinpublic
#startups #marketing #agency
#growthhacking
#peas #vegetables

Them: We're not going to tolerate this anymore

Me: What are you going to do? Your job? 🤣

Them: No! We need to do something though 👿

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#TexttoWin #100DaysOfCode
#buildinpublic #growthhacking
#marketing #agency
#peas #vegetables

Them: I need you to be lesser than me
otherwise I can't function....👿

Me: You know that means you mad right? 😂

Them: NEVER! 👿

Me: I know a hater's voice when I hear it 😂

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #growthhack
#buildinpublic #coding
#peas #vegetables

Them: I need to find something wrong with
you otherwise I can't function....👿

Me: You know that means you mad right? 😂

Them: NEVER! 👿

Me: I know a hater's voice when I hear it 😂

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #growthhack
#buildinpublic #coding
#peas #vegetables

Them: At Sleepy, we don't
care what happens after
you leave, just get out ❌

Me: Ok guess I'll just
head on over here...
😂

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#contentmarketing
#buildinpublic #100daysofcode
#growthhack
#marketing
#peas #vegetables

Me: I love how we had
MULTIPLE convos
about dumb, illogical sh*
NOT to do at work
and then you followed
it like a blueprint

Them: We thought
we could trick you 🤪

Me: 😂

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#buildinpublic #office
#wfh #SaaS #100DaysOfCode
#growthhack
#peas #vegetables

Them: At Sleepy, we pretend
to be human until it costs
actual money. 👿

Me: Just yell and I'll go
cry somewhere huh? 😂

NO Payasos. 🤡

We're taking everything 🚀

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#TexttoWin #Platform
#sweepstakescompany
#100DaysOfCode #buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Them: At Sleepy, we pretend
to be human until it costs
actual money.

Me: About to get
way more expensive
for yall up in here 😂

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#TexttoWin #Platform
#sweepstakescompany
#100DaysOfCode #buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Them: At Sleepy, we pretend
to be human until it costs
actual money.

Me: About to get
way more expensive
for yall up in here 😂

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#TexttoWin #Platform
#sweepstakescompany
#100DaysOfCode #buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Them: You're just mad bc
we took your job back 🙄🤷‍♂️

Me: Nope this not a
job to me 😂

Staying on yo a* tho? 🤔

Now that's a sport 🏈🏀⚾

#Hobbies #Fun #Sweepstakes
#Contest #Raffle
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#copywriting #marketing
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Them: You're just mad bc
we took your job back 🙄🤷‍♂️

Me: Actually got a FEW
jobs rn 😂

Staying on yo a*? 🤔

Now that's a sport 🏈🏀⚾

#Hobbies #Fun #Sweepstakes
#Contests #Raffles
#100daysofcode #growthhacking
#copywriting #marketing
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: I will NEVER forget
how you tried to tell me
about your weekend
after 1 hr of raging about
nothing... 👿

Those 5 min
are exactly why we are
here today 😂

Them: Why? 😭

Me: You deserve
all the #smoke 🔥

#100daysofcode #growthhack
#coding #buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Them: You're obsessed with us 🙄

Me: No we're obsessed with
sweepstakes, contests,
raffles, and giveaways. 🎁

You were just in the way... 😂

Them: You don't care a TINY bit? 😲

Me: You'll see in Ch 3 📕

#100DaysOfCode #growthhack
#buildinpublic #coding
#peas #vegetables

Me: Whenever I said:

"I love it" 😍💙

about #marketing

and game shows, giveaways
Tahiti, and prizes

were you mad it wasn't
about YOU?

Them: Nah Nah NEVER! 👿

Me: Hmm 🤔 😂

#100DaysOfCode #GrowthHack
#contentmarketing #copywriting
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: Whenever I said:

"I love it" 😍💙

about #marketing

and game shows, giveaways
Tahiti, and prizes

were you mad it wasn't
about YOU?

Them: Nah Nah NEVER! 👿

Me: Hmm 🤔 😂

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#100DaysOfCode #GrowthHacking
#buildinpublic
#peas #vegetables

Me: Sleepy made a grave
mistake with Dr. Claw... ☝

Mistaking kindness
and temporary silence for
weakness.. 😂

Them: We're sorry... 😭

Me: No you aren't... 😂

Taking YOUR FARM? 🍅🌽

Just Step #1...

#growthhacking
#buildinpublic
#coding
#100DaysOfCode
#peas #vegetables

Reporter: Who is Sleepy? 🎤📺

Me: Idk some payasos that
got lost at sea... 🙄🤷‍♀️

Haven't heard from them
in years... 😴

Them: Halp! We
still need to be
rescued 😭

#Sweepstakes #Contests
#texttowin
#coding #100DaysOfCode
#buildinpublic
#GrowthHacking
#peas #vegetables

Them: I run a tight ship 🚢

Me: It's sinking... 😂

#TextToWin #SMS #Sweepstakes #Contests #Platform #Software #marketing #devcommunity #saas #apps #growthhack #100DaysOfCode #GrowthHacking
#influencer #influencermarketing #buildinpublic #growthmarketing
#peas #vegetables

Me: Sleepy wants to be MY arch enemy

#challenge accepted

Enchanté 🌹😂

Them: No 😭

#TextToWin #SMS #Sweepstakes #Contests #Platform #Software #marketing #devcommunity #saas #apps #growthhack #100DaysOfCode
#influencer #100daysofcodechallenge #buildinpublic #peas #vegetables

Me: Sleepy wanted to be MY arch enemy
now I'll be yours

Enchanté 🌹😂

Them: No 😭

#TextToWin #SMS #Sweepstakes #Contests #Platform #Software #marketing #devcommunity #saas #apps #growthhack #100DaysOfCode
#influencer #100daysofcodechallenge #buildinpublic #peas #vegetables

Them: We're going to ride this out

Me: In what? I already took your raft, car and farm! 😂

#TextToWin #SMS #Sweepstakes #Contests #Platform #Software #marketing #dev #saas #apps #growthhack #100DaysOfCode #100daysofcodechallenge #growthhacking #buildinpublic

#peas #vegetables

Me: Yall don't track your results 📉
It's the same reason yall on that deserted island 🏝
in more ways than one 😂💋 #tea

Them: Pls rescue us 😭

#TextToWin #SMS #Sweepstakes #Contests #Software #marketing #buildinpublic #saas #apps #growthhack #100DaysOfCode
#peas #vegetables