I haven’t been doing shows. I’ve analyzed my jokes to the point of paralysis. No joke here. #buildinpublic

How do you evaluate a room? How do you it’s worth your time? #standupcomedy #buildinpublic

Here’s a link to a voice recording of my 4 minute set at an open mic from the other night. It’s rough, but I’d love to get your feedback. Thank you #buildinpublic #comedy

drive.google.com/file/d/1LspvyC…

What is the secret to the virtual #openmic? (Besides be funny) #comedy #buildinpublic

#Alexa, perhaps you’d make a better softball. #buildinpublic #comedy

I don’t believe #Artificial_Intelligence is all that—especially when I ask, “Alexa, where do you get your information?” #buildinpublic

It’s funny how the less news you watch, the more nonsense it becomes. #buildinpublic

And bomb. It was no way to close the show. #buildinpublic

#comedians, what is the best way to build your #comedy #career so that you don’t get stuck just doing unpaid open mics?
#buildinpublic

Started #writing jokes about #Alexa. And then I rewrote said jokes which destroyed said jokes. Wonderful. Just wonderful. #buildinpublic #Humor

#buildinpublic #comedy

I performed #standupcomedy last night and had a lot of firsts:
1. First one up.
2. First time with hecklers
3. First time on a big stage (as in size, not ‘stige)

Much to unpack. #buildinpublic

@themattplowman @themattplowman Matt, remove “every March” and you have a great joke. The audience knows what month St. Patrick’s Day is. And if they don’t, fuck ‘em because they should—especially if they’re drunk. #buildinpublic #JustSayin

I just saw an ad for free Solar panels. If solar panels were #free they would be everywhere. Just think, with a little sunlight, you’d get a hard-on. #buildinpublic #comedy

I did a set at an open mic. I guess some cum #jokes are appropriate for #standupcomedy open mics while not so much for shows. #learning #buildinpublic

Working on a bit about drug stores. I find it hard to know when to change voice inflections and which words to emphasize and how to emphasize them. #buildinpublic

Ever notice the coupons on these things?

I looked and saw this week's offers are for things I bought last week. What’s the deal here?

I’m like, Hey, you people seem a little slow.
It’s like, ya know. . . the pandemic wasn’t that bad.
#buildinpublic